Tuesday, January 25, 2011

This proves you exist, so therefore you don't !

____X_____ is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix. It takes the brainwaves of the other body and what they are thinking then transmits the thoughts to the speech centres of the host's brain, the speech heard by the ear decodes the brainwave matrix. 


What is X ?

4 comments:

Siddarth Pai said...

Babel Fish
from Douglas Adam's HGTTG

Unknown said...

Babel Fish!

Unknown said...

x-Bagpipe day? y is haggis

Dhiraj said...

babel fish named after d tower of babel in d bible.